Good Luck Sock - Slothzilla

Is there anything funnier than a giant Sloth attacking the Empire State Building King Kong style? You can probably come up with some ideas, but I'm struggling right now.

MADE FROM
48% Polyester, 45% Cotton, 5% Elastic, 2% Spandex

CARE INSTRUCTIONS
Machine wash, cold (30 ℃ / 86 ℉). Do not bleach or iron. To reduce damage and if you're feeling very fancy, line dry. They will last longer if you keep them out of the tumble dryer. Eat well. Exercise. Have an amazing day.